Grass is just like the pubic hair of planet Earth. I am dressed in earth pubes. Hiya my identify is Simone welcome to my new show. I’ve been a vegetarian because I was eight years historical. It took me all of three seconds to let you know that I’ve made a variety of questionable picks in my existence, like, tattooing my chinese identify once I was 16 or, getting a bowl cut. I misplaced my virginity in that haircut. That probably the most important accomplishment of my life. Kind of impressive. Like: Wow, I salute you, manner too ancient Simone. You get that bowl cut and walk the streets. I did not lose my virginity within the streets. So, in the mild of that, becoming a vegetarian might be probably the most better choices I made in lifestyles. But: plot twist! I am not here to preach vegetarianism. I need to grow to be a hunter. Each year thousands of americans go searching and i need to recognize what so many men and women get out of it. I simply don’t wanna need to kill any animals. But robots… I am great with killing some robots. But earlier than i’m going for giant recreation (and i am an irresponsible robotic hunter) i’m starting with fishing.No, no, no, no, no, sure! It can be nonetheless looking but people don’t believe as bad for fish given that they are unpleasant. Sorry fish. Everybody is aware of that fishing is the gateway drug into hunting. I am heading to this corporation referred to as Open ROV, and they have an underwater drone. And i need to check out and fish that drone out of the water. That is me casting fishes for my fishes. Is that the plural of fish? I am like a fish talent scout right now. Is this really the correct position? You guys are all with me if this is how I die. I am still alive, don’t worry. That’s ahead and backward. And then this is like flying an aircraft. So as to go down you push forward on the stick. One of the crucial satisfactory pilots are beneath 10 years historical. I fucking hate it when children are better than me at stuff.This may make the best underwater prey. I am gonna fish the shit out of you! *highest effort* (Bam) Let’s fish a little bit ROV suppose you acquired it once more. It can be this how all fishing rods work? Cuz it sucks. I will design my possess fishing rod. Wait. No, sorry. I obtained it! It is so heavy! I think like this is still not real enough. When individuals talk about fishing, they speak in regards to the nature experience and the calm. I consider we need to take this to a real lake. I haven’t been up this early on the grounds that I was born. Let’s do some fishing. Recent we scouted the first-class po-oh, there’s insects in it! They are crawling deeper into Oh shit. Yeah, that is the lifetime of a fisherwoman. Cow shit, stuffed with insects, and ripping your pants. I simply need to repair my pants. This is what they name a fashion emergency. Oh! This is the… I just take this little flap the entire method around into the back, and it fairly accentuates the waist and the hips. Sufficient trend. Now time for fish! I have some seaweed in my pocket. Just dip it a bit of bit I simply learned what the jockstrap is. So like a exercises bra but in your dick. You study whatever new every day. How do you call fish? Come here little fishy! Why is nothing happening. I’m seeing it! No no no no no! Yes! Ohhhh I received it! Oy. Nooo. I broke it. Yay. It can be like still alive how do I kill it? No I did surely flip the lights off. Oh, yeah, i do not i do not relatively comprehend what to do with it if i’m gonna rise up at 4:30 a.M.. And put on rubber pants I need a larger payoff than this at the least whatever i will be able to eat Yeah Fishing the drone was once a little bit of a letdown and i’m not just announcing that in view that I broke the rod and ripped my pants I have to make some things that can roam within the woodland and that i will track and that i can kill and that i can subsequently consume, that is what I need to build with the aid of mannequin maker Mark Anderson he is worked on movies like Jurassic world in big name Wars, so I believe he can handle this venture I simply need to make like a a Being that i will consume.It can be like blanketed in food. My plan is to get some style of deer and then identical to patching on tofu to it. So we’re gonna need to have some kind of motorized base for this. A good place to begin could be utilizing Mobility chairs like electric wheel chairs and matters of that nature. So Mark is gonna work on the far off manipulate base and meanwhile I need to be taught how to hunt for the reason that I freakin sucked at fishing. Hai! No. I got… I bought. I received I obtained I received I got it. K. And i believe I determined the excellent woman to instruct me Jen Cordero used to be a vegetarian for ten years however then she was like no and grew to become a hunter she’s additionally a certified archery trainer and simply studying about her i’m like a tiny bit terrified So how lengthy does it more often than not take to go out searching and with a compound bow? I mean it depends on individual talent level, however essentially you are seeking to be trained six months or a 12 months of coaching in three hours I like every shaky.Good. You are shooting a weapon. It’s serious superb and when you’re in a position let the arrow go. How’d it suppose your first shot? Going from vegetarian to a hunter is like that’s like not something you just do day-to-day How did you emerge as a hunter? I think that initially persons feel it’s like this large exchange and transformation I particularly do not consider it’s that I do not need my life to contribute to a few significant carbon footprint We grow our possess meals, but we additionally hunt in our nearby mountains How used to be it like first time you killed an animal? What have been the emotions you have been going by means of it’s like this rush of emotion between feeling liable and a way of obligation and ethics however then there is also like you labored your ass off for what you just did and there’s a sense of pleasure and accomplishment you understand I will have to be emotional.It is a bizarre navigation of feelings when you take something’s lifestyles perfect i’m like conflicted with my feelings around it as good however even as like I suppose it is so significantly better to do that and also you simply be aware of what the process of killing an Animal is and like going to the grocery store and purchasing a pork That was a bull’s-eye most of the time I used to be thinking that i would like as much support as viable to hit stuff and i figured that it might be simpler to hit matters that I quite dislike. I introduced some plane food. I bought a pickle under no circumstances bought it I introduced some surprise interval when you are like I feel today’s gonna be clear on your uterus is like fuck you no woman here is some surprise blood first. Let’s are trying some interval blood bought it on the tip just that is the kill point for pickles we’re gonna get off my goal I Throw something on it.No yes, the entire animals now aircraft food. I hate you with my entire being This was once like a good free up it’s our cheese amazing, and you don’t ought to hunt to be an archer simply be aware of. I am simply searching pickles and period but i’ve so many conflicting feelings inside of a wiener I bear in mind like checking her Instagram earlier than which is like so many pix of hers with dead animals easily oh however when you meet her the whole thing is relatively good suggestion by way of I imply it is the identical when you meet somebody who has like quite one-of-a-kind political or religious beliefs from you You rather should have this like reluctance to it. It’s like coming on this prejudice or this lake this is what i want like I want to think that killing animals is unsuitable. No No, we are going to see what it seems like when it is simply in the subject and i am like clearly looking a robotic that is uh that is Cody the coyote She’s our HR division k, again to building the robotic i am utilizing a plastic deer as a base given that i am no longer entering taxidermy every time soon first off I want to make the top move, and i am utilising some ancient windshield wiper motors I need a price range and i spent most of that budget on tofu so? Junkyard windshield wiper motors it is so i am simply seeking to actuate the pinnacle so we’ve got a windshield wiper motor popping out of here And this is among the greatest Pains in my lifestyles turning that circular motion right into a linear or simply any other type of motion.It just by no means will get less difficult fortunately i’ve pals who can aid and with the aid of associates. I mean Adam Savage from Mythbusters Yeah, I believe I would need a longer bolt through the facet as well considering that a bungee twine like the way it’s no longer like a loopy sound it makes me yeah I think so Dude yeah Why is it stopping Oh yes, so certainly you’re right. I feel we do want a longer bolt on the bungee twine now. Are you able to say that again obviously? You are right, I consider i’m gonna do some thing I’ve under no circumstances completed before simply cut up animal legs all correct Mark modified the windshield wiper motors in order that they vigour all four legs at the same time, there is one side carried out this may occasionally allow the deer to gallop precisely the way a real one.Would you most commonly will not even be equipped to inform the change? That was once like oh, it is gonna be just like the uncanny valley of a deer. That is nothing you can’t alley. That is me method off To simulate hunting as close as viable. I’m cutting out a kill zone that is in regards to the same dimension as it would be on an actual deer i do not believe that this is very kill zone on a commonplace nearest, but that is where it’s possibly we’ve like a bladder of some variety like filled with sauce please i have these warm water bottles that i am gonna fill with hot sauce Mark just completed outfitting the mobility cart with all-terrain tires so the deer can roam by means of the woods Put the tofu up on the deer cuz perhaps if we just use like really large walkers and screws That perhaps adequate to keep it It looks like an historical character who spent two weeks in the bathtub this is what we’re protecting up all the patches i am gonna simply try to wrap it and notice how that works whether or not you’re making use of materials and approaches that they are not supposed to be used there’s no one that you could ask there’s like no tofu retailer the place you can be like how do I connect this to a decoy plastic animal? No person is aware of You just have got to figure it out the fine which you can underneath Frankie What do you feel Cody? It fairly just gave the impression of I wrapped stuff to a thing it simply doesn’t combination into the relaxation of the deer i’m just gonna get meals like tofu, and the ancient men and women skin and only use the brace tofu.It just appears better I believe this is the helpful opponent kinda appears like he wants to die so that is a good thing I suppose that this perhaps the one hunting expertise in my complete life, so i am gonna relish it This thing is hot i am with hot I mean, huh this is a lot better this is Darrell he’s a daredevil It has tofu. It has scorching sauce that’s carrots. It’s like peptide that offers itself. I’m competent for you’re you able for me? So Jen taught me that hunt an animal I have to suppose like an animal however i am gonna hunt a robotic so i guess I ought to feel like a robotic i am hoping my compound both talents are just right ample for this project So what are we doing looking for poop watching for poop? Okay? That is the game i will play what does it appear like. It is brown *laughs* that’s certainly poop that’s deer poop. Oh, you, no, what is this a thing I have to do Nooooooooo There you go ok does it feel light or heavy? Mild.Does it crunch for your fingers? Yeah, it is old. It is really difficult. Oh boy it can be rather historic it can be liberating, Welcome to open air, oh I have no idea if it can be releasing, but it’s anything. Watching for poop! I consider freaking able Darrell, i’m coming for you. This is the most threatening hand motion i can suppose of So what we’ve got correct here is a few very fresh Darryl poop they’re about 20% cost…Its batteries guys it’s a comic story due to the fact he runs on, he’s electric ** worrying music ** where is he? Ugggh I consider that used to be a lizard the place is Darryl Darryl’s taking part in the ready game. I imply he is a robot so he wins that game i will be able to see him he’s like across in this subject my friend run over he’s going to be capable to peer me and check out and get away Fuck! He’s having a hard time with the terrain For me to be equipped to shoot him he desires to be type of still Noooo 🙁 although this is not how an moral hunter would do it i can see that he is like struggling with the terrain so what if i take advantage of logs to my improvement? I received him.No I missed the kill zone Fuck This feels gnarly man 1/3 shot yes! Feel I bought it i’m simply quite scared and excited This feels weirdly good. I consider so unhealthy for capturing him and missing the kill zone just right recreation Darryl you know scorching sauce is excellent, however I just felt like I squeezed pus out of a cyst And put it on a section on tofu and ate it The hunt was once pleasing, snacks are disappointing despite the fact that I was just looking a robot my standpoint on searching has has converted Like searching just isn’t perfect you are still killing a creature, but in addition like nothing’s ultimate being a vegetarian just isn’t excellent both specially now not like a grocery store vegetarian like myself.Will i’m going looking or eat meat? I? See i will typically still passed, but I rather admire the conversation i am getting all my mouth sounds when I used to be a child I crawled up on my sister’s desk and took a booklet out of her bookshelf open it and took a shit in it I have no recollection of this, but my mother and father instructed me about it that’s since you’re listening .